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Senior Cop Targets Rugby

The San Francisco Police Department revealed that they have had to fire one of their senior cops on the spot due to a revelation that disturbed everyone in San Francisco. It was revealed that an unknown senior cop had a detailed plan to take the lives of multiple woman at the Woman’s Rugby World Cup in London, England.

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This senior cop had been working on this plan since 2010. He was first going to take a flight to London, England which afterwards he would meet with an unknown assailant to receive a series of automatic machine guns. He then was going to meet up with an employee at the stadium where he would dress up as a fellow employee, upon which he would enter the stadium and start unloading onto the players. He also had plans to unload upon the crowd and then kill himself in the process.

This information came to light when his former friend Detective James Canary attended his home. While making his way upstairs to the bathroom he noticed the custom plan written in a journal. Being a detective it peaked his interest to see what his friend might be writing, could it possibly be a novel? and then to his surprise it was a detailed plan to kill the lives of innocent civilians. Upon learning of this research he returned downstairs and without warning placed the Senior Cop under arrest.

None of the names connected to the plan will be released by the San Francisco Police Department. Luckily the senior cop never made it out of the door to the airport.

South Africa’s Captain Banned

The Captain for the South African Rugby Team, Mandisa Williams has been granted a sixteen week ban from all official Rugby Matches that South Africa will play. The reason for this is because she was acting on impulse, attacking all those who opposed her and she was fined with foul play. The result of her actions giving her a sixteen week ban.

There are those who believe that during the second match she was beyond angry due to losing the first match against Australia. She was forcibly making her way through the field, anyone who tried to block her was thrown to the ground in a matter of seconds. She then took it to another level and then started to attack players with her fist or elbow. She struck two separate players on the Australian team during their second match in the eyes. The player who took the elbow to the eye has lost a good amount of her vision and won’t be able to play for the rest of the season.

When asked why she did what she did Miss. Williams said this, “I could care less if I have been banned for sixteen weeks. The fact of the matter is the Australia paid off referees for the first, second and however many matches they played. We were getting illegal calls when they didn’t even happen on the field. No one else in the league has bothered to make mention of that because they fear that the referees will do the same thing to them during their matches. It’s a joke and I’d rather not play if that be the case.”

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Snookie Played Rugby

Snookie, a mother of two and a wife revealed today that she used to be an avid rugby player back when she was in college. Snookie actually was in college to be a therapist when she was drafted to the Jersey Shore as a regular, Snookie held nineties in all of her classes before she became the star that she is known as today. Snookie revealed that she was only able to go to college due to a rugby scholarship she was able gain days before her high school career was about to end.

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After being a rugby college player for two and a half years the Jersey Shore was holding auditions for woman with attitude. All of Snookie’s friends said that she should audition for the show as she does the perfect impression of woman with attitude, Snookie had never considered acting before but none the less she took her friends advice and auditioned for the show. Snookie ended up getting the part and her stardom sky rocketed in a matter of weeks once the show was released. She had people coming up to her for autographs and saying some of her favorite lines back to here. None of these people at the time realized that Jersey Shore was a scripted reality show.

Snookie also noted in her reveal to eTalk that she wishes she could join up in a league again and play the game one last time but due to her children she doesn’t have the time for it.

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Nude Streaker At Rugby Match

Fans of the New Zealand and England Rugby teams were in for a surprise today after a man took it upon himself to run around the field naked. New Zealand and England have never had a nude streaker appear at one of their football matches, rugby matches, hockey games or any sport really. These countries both stand for honor which is why this news came as such a shock to the mass majority.

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The man was able to run around the field for nearly one minute before he was tackled by three different security guards. The man tried to wiggle himself away from the security guards, you could clearly tell that the security guards were trying to gain a hold of this man without actually having to touch a large portion of his body. This resulted in the antics continuing for another minute before finally the security guards lost their patience and held the man down, forcing him off of the field in the process.

The man who ran around the field naked was Brad Hempopo, an employee at the stadium where this rugby match was taking place. Mr. Hempopo is also a rugby player, it is suspected that he holds some sort of anger towards either one of these teams and this is why he did these foolish actions today. It is unknown as to what Brad Hempopo has been charged with or if he has been fined. We’ll keep you informed as updates make our way.

Rugby Scrimage

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Rugby might seem, to an outsider, like a clever combination of soccer and football and in some ways that is true. The ball is handled manually in some plays and the ball is also kicked in some plays. The man carrying the ball can be taken down in a tackle although there are some very specific rules around tackling. The ball carrier may not be blocked and the man tackling must enclose the ball carrier in their arms.

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The ball can only be passed from side to side but it can be advanced forward through running or kicking. An off side in rugby means that the player is ahead of a member of their team that is controlling the ball. They won’t be called on it if they don’t try to engage in the play, however.

The objective of the game is pass the opponent’s goal line and then touch the ball to the ground, all the while the other team is trying to take away the ball. The game starts with a kickoff and then the play begins with players running, tackling, passing, or kicking. You can do it all!! Each team has 15 players on the field with one more playing forward than back. You score by trying or kicking.

A try is when the player gets the opposition’s end zone and touches the ball to the ground and this is worth five points. An extra two points can be scored by then kicking the ball through the posts. Penalty kicks are awarded only if one team incurs a penalty. When this occurs the player may choose to kick them through the posts for three more points, the player can tap the ball and then run with it or they can kick it out of bounds

All of this might sound quite a bit like football without the brutality and here’s where we introduce something completely different. The scrum. This is something called a set play and the scrum is one of the one that is most commonly used. If there is a minor offense, 8 forwards will group themselves in a bind and the fronts attach to the opponents. The team that did not create the infraction brings the ball into play and the teams then try to move the ball with their feet to their teammates. There are a number of other set plays such as line or drop out but the scrum is a pretty visually unusual one.

In the loose play phase, tackling comes in to play. Tackled players have to relinquish they ball and they need team mate around to take a pass. That is where the support aspect plays a role. A ruck can be played through loose play and it resembles a scrum but is not quite the same. If the ball is on the ground, two players, one from each team, try to push the other over the ball and they can only use their feet to move the ball, as in the scrum.

An interesting rule employed in rugby is the advantage rule that allow continuous play even if there has been an infraction so that the team that did not break the rule does not have to stop play if it would hinder them in some way to do so. The referee will raise a hand, without blowing the whistle to end play. The team has an opportunity to then gain ground but if they do not do so rather quickly, the ref will call the offense and return to the area on the field where it occurred.

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Release of “Daylight” Has Been Delayed

Daylight, a new open world zombie MMO has been delayed. This was shocking to most as Daylight has been known to the public for the last two years, the game has been in development since Zombie Studios released Dead Island 2. Two years is a short period of time to learn a new software, complete an open world game while having an incredible experience. This is why Zombie Studios announced today that Daylight will be delayed for another six months, with the help of Aftermath Productions they’ll be able to complete the game three months after its original release date which is better than the one year delay Zombie Studios would have had to take if Aftermath Productions wasn’t involved.

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Daylight stands as an open world zombie Massive Multiplayer Online Game. You can choose to play this game through the regular campaign mode or you can choose to hope into the multiplayer version of this game which allows for you to play with three other players just as Left 4 Dead did. The new MMO boasts incredible new visuals which allows for everything in the game to resemble real life. You will see the shadows of moving bags in the air or you will see the trees change with the breeze, it makes for an open world experience that hasn’t ever been developed for a zombie game before.

You can expect Daylight to be released on the 2014 Christmas Season.